So at my job I have to help some really strange people with electronics and tech stuff. Today this guy (who WAS nice at first but wayyyyy too forthright and pushy) was asking for some help with some labellers. I was helping him and the conversation turned from “I need to make some sashes for a beauty pagent” to “I love giving deepyhroat and would definitely do it for you”… !!!!!! Now normally if a hot girl (I say “girl” in the sense of not a guy. I don’t like saying “woman” because it just makes them seem older than they are. Not that older women aren’t hot of course. What do you think the term MILF came from?) were to say this to me two things would go through my mind. 1, “Wow you probably have herpes and no way in hell is my penis going to ever be in danger”, and 2, “How is someone hot like you into a guy like me?”. Well needless to say this time a hot girl was NOT in my presence making these comments. It was a darker (not black, more brownish/whatever that was) guy who couldn’t take “NO” for an answer.
So somehow during our conversation he mentioned he liked my smile, that I was “sexy” and that he was bi and that if I was ever curious he would love to give me a blowjob. Wow! I have never had a gay/bi/really annoying guy hit on me so severely before. Normally if I’m hit on by a guy I’m like “thanks man, I’m flattered but I don’t really swing that way.” And it’s true. I figure that if a gay guy finds me hot then there’s gotta be some women who would think I was as well. No matter how few and far between they may be.
Anyway, like I said, normally I would be flattered, and at first I said so. But then the more I said I wasn’t interested and that I wasn’t “bi” (oh he asked me, twice!) the more he kept hitting on me and saying how he gave great blowjobs and etc etc etc… Holy fucking shit. Take a hint! NO!
I probably should have said your making me uncomfortable please stop being a pushy douche, but nothing like this has ever remotely happened to me before, so I didn’t know what to do. My god that was sooooo uncomfortable. Also, at the end of the conversation he was like “I’ll be back here for sure”. In my head I was thinking “for fuck sakes if I see you here one more time I will seriously considering poking both my eyes out with rusty forks… If the initial trauma doesn’t kill me, the related tetanus probably will be painful enough to block all memories of him out of my mind.
Wow. What a weird day. Apparently I attract gay guys for some reason. Most of whom have been nice, but as I found out today, some are definitely not. WTF is wrong with this world. In case everyone who reads this doesn’t know:
My penis only likes the female species (notice how I didn’t just say female “women”) 
If you have a penis, or have had a penis, please think what you want, but please don’t touch. It’s just not the same.
Thank you.
P.S. Please apply for the Catholic Church instead. I hear they blame all of their problems on gay men for some reason. Because you know, that is the reason for them being perverted douchebags (this doesn’t apply to few good ones) Or of course you could just run for a Republican political position in the states fighting for a hterosexual only marriage law while you sing gods graces as you fuck your gay hooker in a public washroom.
Whatever floats your boat.
Have fun.
Marcel
