You know when you’re watching a movie or even something like The Sopranos and all the young Italian women are really really hot? Well, hold that thought. The YOUNG Italian women are hot. Sure there is the odd MILF who is absolutely smoking, but overall, once they get married, they go from extremely hot to looking like that little brat in Willy Wonka who turned into a blueberry and had to be rolled to the juicing room. Not sure why that happens, but it’s an accurate ignorant comment.
Back to my story.
So I’m on the way to work, and on the bus are these “hot” young Italian girls (I say girls despite their ages of around 21, mainly because they are acting like annoying douchebags). I live in a predominantly Italian area and as such this is not surprising. However, what happened to hot women WITH nice racks? Like come on, yeah these girls are wearing 3 pounds of makeup, yeah they have about a pound of jewellery in addition to their 20lb oversized “Gucci” purse that is the size of an army duffle bag. But come on. Since they really really really don’t have good personalities (Which btw makes up for a LOT) they could at least have some nice boobs for me to distract myself while they are bickering and yapping about absolutely nothing. Also, I just thought I’d point this out, whenever they “laugh” (or whatever the hell that is) they assume this awkward pose that I can only compare to a baby bird begging for food from it’s mother. Their necks are elongated and forward, their mouths almost wide open with their heads on a around a 60 degree angle, and just like baby birds, have absolutely no nice chest (yeah I’m still bothered by that)… *shudder*
I miss the girl next door look, whose NOT an idiot, doesn’t have to have boobs, and has a great personality. Kinda like Lana Lang from Superman… Oh yeah, and doesn’t require that stupid looking 55 gallon monstrosity on their arms.
Have fun everyone.
Marcel
