So I was closing last night at work at right about an hour before we officially closed this lady comes to talk to me about her desktop computer that she is carrying by her side in a Metro reusable bag… Because you know that is the favourite way for mountain goats to carry their machines…
Anyway she goes on and on about something about how her friend messed up the Internet connection somehow. I could barely understand her as her “accent”/voice was very low, barely audible, and interspersed with the words “the lord Jesus Christ told me” and “do you know the bible?” and “angels are guarding me” etc etc etc. Holy fucking shit! In case you don’t know I’m not a religous person. I dont really care what people believe in as long as they leave me alone, and don’t push their beliefs on other people. Don’t get me wrong, I think the idea of a “god” who created everything, and is constantly watching over us is juvenile at best. But I do realize that everyone has a choice and should never be forced to think or do anything they do not want. However, I do think mild nudging away from bullshit religion is a good thing for reasons like: “evolution is not gods will”, “god told me to do this”, priests molesting little boys and having to do “penance” (according to the pope anyway) and NOT being arrested as they should be, is something that must be abolished. In other words wake up and smell the little children that are being molested… I must say however that although I definitely do think religion is bs, I do realize there are still many good people involved in it. Of all the molesting priests there must be many who do a good job and are selfless each and every day. Too bad they get a bad name from all the jerks 
Anyway, as I was saying, the customer kept mentioning god, kept telling me how great he was and simply just kept rambling on and on and on and on and on. All I really wanted to say was ” Please shut the fuck up as i can’t understand you and you are being more annoying that a land bound piranha on steroids!” Needless to say I did no such thing. Mainly because she was nice and meant no I’ll will, and mainly because I would never actually have the balls to do that to someone (who didn’t really deserve it anyway). Also, there would be the unpleaseantness of getting fired. You know, minor things…
To make a long story short, she left, wasted about an hour of our collective time and just really annoyed me…
Shit happens.
Have fun everyone.
Marcel
